Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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