Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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