PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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