Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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