think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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