she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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