actually, I'm a sock model
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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