he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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