I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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