I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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