I skipped work to stalk him.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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