Kiss
Puke
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
