We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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