also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
you inspire me to be a worse person
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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