You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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