Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
My balls are so social today.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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