My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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