it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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