I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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