Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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