Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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