My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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