yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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