i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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