dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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