i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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