The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Randomize
