he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
