Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Randomize
