Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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