I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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