i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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