you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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