i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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