You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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