Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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