Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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