It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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