What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So apparently I’m into choking now
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