its not stalking. its research.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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