There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My vagina is very pro this idea
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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