and you said cock pushups were impossible
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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