That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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