im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I want to have your abortion
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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