i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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