did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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