my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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