Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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