Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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