I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize