return my video game
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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