So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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