they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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