Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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