I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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