I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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