i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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