The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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