it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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