one two three fourrrrnication!
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
OPIZZABONMYDICK
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
