4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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