party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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