hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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