try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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